but i just had to share! yet another reason why i am so glad to be female instead of male... plus breasts are so much more fun to rub... as the joke goes...
q: why do women rub their breasts in the morning?
a: because they don't have balls to scratch {insert corny drum roll here}

anyway! on to the real reason for the blog. this story was in the aussie news... could you imagine? yikes!

A Taiwanese man became a sitting target for a snake, which bit his penis as sat on the toilet at his rural home, local media reported.

"As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up," the China Times said. "When he looked down, he saw the big snake."

The 51-year-old man, from Nantou County, was under medical care with minor injuries, a director at Puli Christian Hospital said.

"As soon as he has passed the risk of infection, he can go," the director, who declined to be named, said. "A snake's mouth isn't always clean."

Local television images showed the black and yellow reptile, reportedly a species of rat snake, being uncoiled and plucked slowly from the toilet bowl.

Snakes regularly enter rural homes in Taiwan and other sub-tropical regions of Asia.